polo promotion code 2012 Elderly man dances naked in Furstenberg Nature Area as women canoe past him
A group of women canoeing on the Huron River through the Furstenberg Nature Area Monday evening were given an unwanted strip show by an elderly man.
Ann Arbor police Lt. Monday. He was reported to be between 60 and 80 years old.
As the women canoed down the river, the man appeared on the banks and took off his blue, checkered shorts, revealing his genitals to the group, Bush said.
After disrobing, the man began to dance and advance toward the women, Bush said.
The women yelled at the man to go away and he put his shorts back on and left the area, according to Bush.
The man was described as white and had no facial hair, Bush said. Officers responded to the 2600 block of Fuller Road and were unable to find the man, according to Bush.
It was a rough weekend for canoers in Ann Arbor. An Ann Arbor woman was punched in the face following a canoeing excursion to Gallup Park, police said.
It was all a misunderstanding. Remember he was elderly, and when he had lunch,
he had dropped crumbs down his shorts like we all do when we become old. He was sitting on a blanket minding his own business, watching the people baddle by, when he felt some painful bites. Forgetting where he was, he then dropped his shorts and the dancing around was to get those ants off of his body. He didn notice the lovely ladies yelling at him because of course he was elderly and his hearing was bad, and he was concentrating on those pesky ants. He then noticed the people in the canoe, and quickly put his clothes back on. But again, forgot this all happened, and if you ever did find out who he was, and asked him why he did it, he wouldn remember since all elderly people like us have bad memories. Wow I don know who just wrote this, but it looks great, think I will post it!